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Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 03, 2021

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    eromlig  5 months ago

    I’m so healthy my mother was attracted to Captain Kangaroo.

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    LOLBeth  5 months ago

    My mom had a crush on Laurence Olivier. I thought it was great!

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    That’s the very reason I try to avoid stating my opinion on things in this forum. It only leads to my opinion being challenged by people who are really dumb.

    (I am kidding, an example of stating a position that just begs to be challenged.)

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    “You do realize that for you to be here your mother had to have…”

    “LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!”

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s zero for four today.

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    Thinkingblade  5 months ago

    I’m pretty sure Scott is right – if someone told me that about their mother, I think my response would be, “why are they telling me that?”

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    Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 5 months ago

    His wife has all the good lines! Carry on, Scott.

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    rstove428 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Am I wrong, or are the “drawings” in panel three new? If so, wow! Great start to my day. Sadly, I’m serious.

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    suñña  5 months ago

    It’s not healthy for a man to see things as they really are? How’s that working for you?

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