Actual Country-Western song titles:.“I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart”.“If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?”.“My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart”.“My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him”.“She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft”.“She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger”.“She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart”.“When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In”.“You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat”.“I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like Having You Here”.“She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without”.“She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye”.“You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log”.“I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me”.“I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal”
Actual Country-Western song titles:.“I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart”.“If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?”.“My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart”.“My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him”.“She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft”.“She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger”.“She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart”.“When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In”.“You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat”.“I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like Having You Here”.“She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without”.“She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye”.“You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log”.“I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me”.“I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal”