You wouldn’t happen to have a cousin called Barney, would you?
Always a good idea to wash produce, just in case.
Or the vegetables could be free.
“Non Sequitur” did a similar joke.
You’ve heard of the Greengrocers’ Apostrophe: This is its less well-known cousin, the Greengrocers’ Em Space.
I grow veggies and only use pesticides like aspirin diluted in water or mildly soapy water. I still recommend washing any veggies you get from me.