Sorry, Cynthia, but school science fair projects are scored on the use of the scientific method, the process of learning and the presentation of your work. The utility of the results are not as important.
You would have to be a real scientist doing real research work. Better Ig Noble than listed under hoaxes and withdrawn papers.
I think young Robert Zimmerman did a similar science project. He came to the conclusion that the answer was blowing in the wind.