Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for February 14, 2020
Heff: Look, Delores... I know this is all very sudden. But I'm a real big dilly of a pickle here. Delores: I understand. It's just that I had hoped to spend the next few months out house hunting. Heff: I think I can help you out there! Here's the cars of my realtor! Delores: Chuck's pub: "Home of the steak on a stick" Heff: Uh... flip it over. Delores: Chuck's realty: "Home built from stakes to sticks"