Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 12, 2019
Banks: Hey, how was the meeting? Chuck: Alright. I brought you some Funyons. Chuck: They handed out this new tourist map thing. The dopes stuck out house on it as a point of interest! Chuck: You have to be kidding me. Chuck: I know! Ya bobsled in one lousy Olympics and suddenly you're a point of interest! Banks: Look at how much more space Dew Drop's place gets! I bet he bribed the whole village office!