Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for March 21, 2019
Transcript:
Delores: What the...? Delores: Excuse me, you sold me an incomplete paper... Guy: Ok, well let's have a look... Guy: Nope. This is the whole kit and caboodle. Delores: A front page, comics and obituaries?! That's it? Guy: Yeah... Ohh, Bob Walker died... I dated his sister for years.
You got a front page? Wow!