Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for February 15, 2019
Delores: So, Allen, what can I do for you? Allen: Wow! These are nice rooms! Look at that view! Delores: You've never been in this hotel before? Allen: Nah. No need to. Mom and I have a house. Delores: Don't you have friends or family come to visit? Allen: All my friends and family are here. Allen: You get your own bathroom and everything, huh? Delores: You've never been in any hotel room, have you? Allen: Look at all the free soap!!