Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 29, 2012
Hello Hi... The New York Times, please. Girl: I'm sorry, the only paper I have left is the local news. Delores: Ah... Thanks, anyway. I've already read about the untimely death of Bob Walker. Girl: Yes, it's sad.. Bob was a good and decent gentleman. Delores: Mmm... It seems like his sister still gets around just fine, though. Girl: Oh, are all the boys braggin' on me again?