Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 11, 2011
Jack: Look, Nancy... I'm sorry and Kelli knows it! I don't need to take her silly quiz to prove it! She's in labor, for Pete's sake! Nancy: She made me promise! Jack: This is all that Dr. Phil's fault, ya know! Nancy: Uh, question #4... Jack: Pretend Dr. Phil is here. Tell him you're sorry and why. Nancy: Be sure to show your work.