Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 19, 2007
Don't you even care that Dew Drop is stealing all of our business?! Look... He's the latest thing. He's a fad. All the hype will die down and people will come back. And until then, we still have our regulars, like Morris over here... Today, I spoke at length with four plastic fish while floating on an iridescent raft in a bathtub full of yogurt. HO-kay. I quit. Now Morris, this yogurt... Fruit on the bottom or no?