Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 16, 2007
So, Banks... How has the Barkeater Bears football team done in the past? We usually win our conference. Oh, good. So no big pressure, then. Relax. As long as we beat the Sawtooth River Lumberjacks, we'll be golden. The Lumberjacks? Are they a big rival? Plotting your escape from my Lumberjack attack? The biggest.