Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 06, 2021

Edna, who lives next door, says it’s no big deal.

! Looks like that Hat’s got lots of Fetters in It.

That’s something I can’t unsee.

Of course, naturally, wearing a hat makes all the difference. In quantum physics a wave can not resolve itself back into a particle unless it’s being watched. My question is: does it make any difference if the observer wore a hat?

….and this is why I keep my blinds closed.

I do wish he were fettered.

Edson could use a few fetters, it seems.

But don’t look at me.

Ballard County Sheriff’s Department policy is to leave him alone, unless he’s causing a disturbance.

His appearance might be a bit disturbing to some people…

But he’s in his own yard, not attempting to stop anyone or talk to any minors.

This might be cause for arrest in many places, but we try to take a tolerant view, here on Ballard Street.

Innocent unless you do something that makes you guilty of a crime.

But don’t worry…. we’re keeping an eye on him.

“We” meaning including me, as acting sheriff.

Sigh… I wish I didn’t HAVE to.

Monkey PLEASE come home to stay!

Another case where good fences make for good neighbors.

Just remember: never fall for the ‘pull the cord on my hat and see what happens’ trick that Edwin likes to try…

I hereby file an appeal to the Ballard planning commission on the subject of fence height limits. I request an exception to the 4’ maximum height limit on Ballard St. I think 4’ should be the minimum, with an 8’ requirement on this particular property.

DON’T TURN AROUND EDMUND! PLEASE DON’T TURN AROUND. Oh,and by the way, I like the hat, is it Prada?

I keep my blinds opened to the mess next door…I’ll be damned if I’ll live in the dark because of my inconsiderate and trashy neighbors yard! I’ve decided to get a fence but when I’m in my family room I can still see their garbage all over. They’re disgusting! This is a very nice neighborhood and they’re the only ones with a garbaged yard.

M O O N spells Edwin…

Gonna need eye bleach

Marge doesn’t mind the ones he wears on his head but draws the line at the ones he wears on his.. member.

Oh crap! I’ve been mooned!

ew

Everyone is glad Edwin has a 6 foot high privacy fence!

Edwin has seen Alice In Wonder Land too often now he thinks he is the Mad Hatter.

Needs a veil – a loooooooong veil.

My eyes! My eyes!

Well, this summer did have a “blue moon”…

Looks like he’s unfettered in other ways also.

Edwin needs to be fettered.