As my Gran used to tell me:Thunder is the sounds of the angels bowling; lightning is when one gets a strike; rain is the tears when none of them can make a 7-10 split for the spare.
My very religious mother (God’s biggest fan) told me thunder was warm air colliding with cooler air and lightning was static electricity. I guess she was wrong.
My dad, like William B’s mom, told me that it was warm air colliding with cooler air and that the lightning was static electricity – and he knew everything so I knew he was right. (Since he died I have learned that at least 3 times he was wrong about something.) Lies are not to be told to children or anyone else.
Last night/early this morning was a lot of warm and cold air colliding and a lot of static electricity – and thank goodness husband slept through it and the electricity going off and on several times.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
that explains the lightning, Sergio, but what about the thunder and rain?
TlalocW about 5 years ago
My grandmother said that thunder was God rolling potatoes down the cellar staircase.
Grandma was a nutjob.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 5 years ago
God’s gonna have some boring pictures. If he brings them out for show and tell, all his company will make excuses to go home early.
bryce.gear about 5 years ago
Mom always told us, it was God and his Angels, bowling.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
My told me when you hear thunder, it’s God talking.
R.R.Bedford about 5 years ago
As my Gran used to tell me:Thunder is the sounds of the angels bowling; lightning is when one gets a strike; rain is the tears when none of them can make a 7-10 split for the spare.
Kit'n'Kaboodle about 5 years ago
According to Frauline Maria, “The Lightning says something to the thunder and the thunder answers back.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
We all know it is giants playing 9 pins in the clouds…
William Bludworth Premium Member about 5 years ago
My very religious mother (God’s biggest fan) told me thunder was warm air colliding with cooler air and lightning was static electricity. I guess she was wrong.
David_J Premium Member about 5 years ago
Thunder = angels bowling. That’s what my grandma told me when I was a tot.
mafastore about 5 years ago
My dad, like William B’s mom, told me that it was warm air colliding with cooler air and that the lightning was static electricity – and he knew everything so I knew he was right. (Since he died I have learned that at least 3 times he was wrong about something.) Lies are not to be told to children or anyone else.
Last night/early this morning was a lot of warm and cold air colliding and a lot of static electricity – and thank goodness husband slept through it and the electricity going off and on several times.