Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for July 06, 2002
Transcript:
Baldo (writing): I think I would make the perfect boyfriend... I'm pretty low-maintenance. In fact, I could watch TV in your mansion all day while you jet-set across the planet. But if you need me I'd be there for you 24-7 to give you a hug or clean the oven. Signed, Baldo. Baldo: You think Jennifer Lopez reads all her fan mail? Cruz: Only the serious ones.