The rice scars ended the custom of throwing hot rice cooked in the wood burning microwave ovens.
A 2014 rerun? What, nothing happened recently that deserves skewering?
Part of the Gary Hart revival. He also had terrible Rice scars.
I thought they don’t throw rice anymore because it causes birds to explode. I think janitors started the rumor because they were tired of cleaning up rice.
Jesus was a helicopter parent. God, not so much.
Thirty wives, and they all have a headache. (sigh) What are the odds?
Due to an unfortunate miscommunication, the guests thought it was safe to throw ricin.
I just about shot my martini out my nose when I got to the soccer jerseys. Don, you’re a hoot-’n-a-half.
“CHRIST” wasn’t Jesus’ last name, it was the title of His “office.” “Christ” comes from the Greek word Christos, meaning “anointed one” or “chosen one.” This is the Greek equivalent of the Hebrew word Mashiach , or “Messiah.” “Jesus” is the Lord’s human name given to Mary by the angel Gabriel.
Those two soccer jerseys are probably yet another example of Leonardo da Vinci’s skills at faking fabric materials and his considerable marketing skills. 8^)
April 08, 2016