Bad Reporter by Don Asmussen for November 16, 2018


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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    The rice scars ended the custom of throwing hot rice cooked in the wood burning microwave ovens.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A 2014 rerun? What, nothing happened recently that deserves skewering?

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Part of the Gary Hart revival. He also had terrible Rice scars.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I thought they don’t throw rice anymore because it causes birds to explode. I think janitors started the rumor because they were tired of cleaning up rice.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 year ago

    Jesus was a helicopter parent. God, not so much.

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    Honorable mention in the banjo toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Thirty wives, and they all have a headache. (sigh) What are the odds?

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Due to an unfortunate miscommunication, the guests thought it was safe to throw ricin.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I just about shot my martini out my nose when I got to the soccer jerseys. Don, you’re a hoot-’n-a-half.

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    John Smith  about 1 year ago

    “CHRIST” wasn’t Jesus’ last name, it was the title of His “office.” “Christ” comes from the Greek word Christos, meaning “anointed one” or “chosen one.” This is the Greek equivalent of the Hebrew word Mashiach , or “Messiah.” “Jesus” is the Lord’s human name given to Mary by the angel Gabriel.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Those two soccer jerseys are probably yet another example of Leonardo da Vinci’s skills at faking fabric materials and his considerable marketing skills. 8^)

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