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Bad Machinery by John Allison for June 21, 2021

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  4 months ago

    Lottie has the makings of a good mad scientist.

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    imagenesis  4 months ago

    There’s nothing ‘beau’ about the Troll! What they should do is try to find him a Trollette, I don’t think he is the only one!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Probably Lottie’s worst plan ever! She’s still so angry for Shauna’s “betrayal” and Mildred don’t deserve this treatment.

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    Mighty Phavahg  4 months ago

    “Non, mais j’ai un bâton pour les éloigner.”

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Do you have a handsome man (boyfriend)?

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    Brian Perler Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lottie, you just have to explain in terms that Mildred can understand. Just tell her that M. Broussard was part of foreign exchange student program, where she came to Tackleford when she was young and met a certain boy. THE Boy. And when The Boy went to France years later as part of the same program, they probably would have gotten together had The Boy not been already dating Esther at the time. But now that he’s single, M. Broussard could probably have a good chance at rekindling that spark, provided a certain ginger reporter/queen of Hell doesn’t get there first, which could be bad news for any of his boss’ daughters who might take a fancy to him, but who are waiting to be old enough for him. So maybe setting up M. Broussard with a troll could help that hypothetical girl have a chance with her crush.

    Y’know, the classic story. I’m sure Mildred would completely understand where you’re coming from and fully support your plan if you explained it in those terms.

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    MCProfessor  4 months ago

    Uh-oh, trouble!

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    R.U. Kidding  4 months ago

    When Lottie says “crazy and fun” she really means “a mad nutter.”

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    trixnnort  4 months ago

    yeah, kinda like shrek and fiona

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