bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 14, 2022

Actually, father was a bit of a horses’ ass!

He was hung like a …

So mom got it on with a horse. Interesting.

I kind of thought it might have been the other way around. Otherwise, mom would have had one heck of a painful delivery.

You call that an explanation? There’s got to be more to it.

Well that’s the politically correct version.. the real story involves x-rated beasitality.

A Centaur-y of breeding and this is the result?

It was Zeus. It’s always Zeus.

“See, there was this pony show in Tijuana, and Mom had one too many margaritas, and well …”

“Mom is still recovering.”

“Was”? Are they both dead?