it’s amazing you didn’t kill it already
Hey, if you don’t like the messenger, do it yourself.
Is the bird even delivering these messages to the man’s intended recipient?
To the moon!
You need to teach it to parrot your messages………..
He’s really going to kill it when he finds out who’s been getting the messages.
How about a little roast Dookey Bird for the first date dinner.
“I have good news and bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“I delivered the wrong message.”
“What’s the good news?”
“I delivered it to the wrong person…”
You should have known better than to trust a stupid bird to deliver such sensitive material…
You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can’t win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It’s gonna make you cry
I’ve had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Love stinks yeah yeah
Here’s a thought: get off your big fur clad rear end and tell her yourself!
He was eating dirt soup not to long ago. He better behave.
Something gets lost in the translation.
“He wants to get a rise out of you by mooning you at the cliffs.”
It’s your fault for expecting the bird to do something his is clearly not equipped to do; like asking your dog to make you dinner.
She’s probably expecting a diamond ring by now!
Now we know why it’s called a “dooky bird”. It’s full or Sh…tuff.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart