Somehow I saw the punchline coming…
Be glad you’ll miss the meteorite.
Clam-shaped rocks can count to five!
He’s ahead of his time. Rock festivals are way in the future!
Must be a tough go if you can’t appreciate the irony that surrounds us. Lol
The rock was picked up!…It flew through the air!…It skipped on top of the water 5 times before it sank through the water to a new resting place…He’s had a busy day!….
As kids we used to do this all the time. We would count the skips. Great fun.
Clam kind gets thrown back, just like man kind does….
Wouldn’t take 5 million years. Clams got legs!
Well, if the poor bugger has to wait another 5 million years, he might as well stay stoned.
A talking rock — otherwise known as a rapper.
Wait a minute, is this the first Pet Rock?!
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart