Men’s revenge: marrying women.
That would explain why men who marry men are considered gay, as in happy.
The agony of reality. No wonder so many married people drink.
A gag from The Three Stooges, when they were census takers. Moe asks a guy he’s interviewing: “Are you married, or happy?”
♫♫ Marry the man today,
Rather than sigh in sorrow.
Marry the man today,
And change his ways tomorrow. ♫♫
Frank Loesser, Marry the Man Today, Guys and Dolls
You know what they say. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!
Tell me your god isn’t a practical joker! Hah!
This proves the truth, Women rule the world. If not directly, then by proxy. If you think otherwise, it’s only an illusion.
If anyone can carry that off, it’s Jane. Even in her new alias, she’s a terror.
Yeah, they think their wife is their mother instead of their lover!
https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2002/08/14
“Eat, drink, and be married, for tomorrow we die…” ☺
Weaponize sex.
Scientists have discovered that the reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they aren’t married to women.
Wow!!! What a bunch of misogynists we have here.
I find it odd that they refer to men as their natural enemy. Ok, you two can go marry a dinosaur as an alternative.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
JIMMY SOUL-“IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Imagine 10 days ago
Men’s revenge: marrying women.
Imagine 10 days ago
That would explain why men who marry men are considered gay, as in happy.
cracker65 10 days ago
The agony of reality. No wonder so many married people drink.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. 10 days ago
A gag from The Three Stooges, when they were census takers. Moe asks a guy he’s interviewing: “Are you married, or happy?”
pathamil 10 days ago
♫♫ Marry the man today,
Rather than sigh in sorrow.
Marry the man today,
And change his ways tomorrow. ♫♫
Frank Loesser, Marry the Man Today, Guys and Dolls
bookworm0812 10 days ago
You know what they say. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!
Michael G. 10 days ago
Tell me your god isn’t a practical joker! Hah!
blakerl 10 days ago
This proves the truth, Women rule the world. If not directly, then by proxy. If you think otherwise, it’s only an illusion.
sandpiper 10 days ago
If anyone can carry that off, it’s Jane. Even in her new alias, she’s a terror.
Zebrastripes 10 days ago
Yeah, they think their wife is their mother instead of their lover!
Nyckname Premium Member 10 days ago
https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2002/08/14
ChessPirate 10 days ago
“Eat, drink, and be married, for tomorrow we die…” ☺
DCBakerEsq 10 days ago
Weaponize sex.
Rayodeluz 10 days ago
Scientists have discovered that the reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they aren’t married to women.
Jan C 10 days ago
Wow!!! What a bunch of misogynists we have here.
Lightpainter 10 days ago
I find it odd that they refer to men as their natural enemy. Ok, you two can go marry a dinosaur as an alternative.
bobw2012 10 days ago
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
JIMMY SOUL-“IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8