Men’s revenge: marrying women.
That would explain why men who marry men are considered gay, as in happy.
The agony of reality. No wonder so many married people drink.
A gag from The Three Stooges, when they were census takers. Moe asks a guy he’s interviewing: “Are you married, or happy?”
♫♫ Marry the man today,
Rather than sigh in sorrow.
Marry the man today,
And change his ways tomorrow. ♫♫
Frank Loesser, Marry the Man Today, Guys and Dolls
You know what they say. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!
Tell me your god isn’t a practical joker! Hah!
This proves the truth, Women rule the world. If not directly, then by proxy. If you think otherwise, it’s only an illusion.
If anyone can carry that off, it’s Jane. Even in her new alias, she’s a terror.
Yeah, they think their wife is their mother instead of their lover!
“Eat, drink, and be married, for tomorrow we die…” ☺
Scientists have discovered that the reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they aren’t married to women.
Wow!!! What a bunch of misogynists we have here.
I find it odd that they refer to men as their natural enemy. Ok, you two can go marry a dinosaur as an alternative.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
JIMMY SOUL-“IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart