Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for October 23, 2019

Almost there.

I don’t have a “dog in this hunt,” but I’d say that the sweater is “winning.” ;)

One more try should do it.

It’s a start.

That stupid sweater is really making poor Anteater sweat it out!

I think he’s got it! Lol

must be made from Dacron…

Ah! The olde “Newton’s First Law of Motion” solution, implemented millennia before proposed and now the bane of us drivers who leave loose files & snacks on the passenger seat.

A good sneeze should do the rest.

Just like taping the mouth of a ’gator!

Ta da!

Well, he’s got it, almost.

\\//_

Even cartoon physics would not allow a vest to go downward over the front legs, make contact with the ground, and continue to move forward when the contact braking point would be the vest material, thus pushing the vest rearward as the body continued forward.

Hypersonic speeds should be used with caution.

Ah, making progress (despite you Millennials and Gen Z’ers objecting to the “physics” of the act.) On more run should do it.

He almost had a silencer, but it turned out to be a muffler…

Nose warmer.