Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 26, 2023

I was wondering yesterday if Hammie thought cookies grew on trees. Nah he wouldn’t think that. Boy was i wrong.

Zoe probably told him cookies grow from seeds.

Hammie, you should have known thar. how many times have you seen Wanda make cookies?

As Eldo would have said, ’there’s that pot again’………

Didn’t the poem say Johnny wore a frying pan on his head? Hmm… He must’ve had a flat top.

It looks like it is another day at the nut house.

Appleseed is depicted with a saucepan on his head, on You Tube anyway!

Hammer looks cute in his overalls.

Hairy meals coming right up.

Try using the crumbs at the bottom of the jar!

Thanks mom for ruining Hammie’s imagination.

Most cookies don’t have milk, and do have sugar.

Kids that age are not that ignorant.

And take a bath and shampoo your hair.

Wanda, give Hammie a bag of chocolate chips and send him on his way.

Gonna need a flamethrower to sanitize that pan.

That is way too young to be a pothead.

There are roadside markers alongside Rt.2 in Massachusetts and Ohio has a road named “Johnny Appleseed Highway.”

Looking more like a little monkey than usual

Given that it’s on Hammie’s head, is a dishwasher adequate? Shouldn’t it go in an autoclave?

This is one of those instances where she should have played along and said chocolate chips are cookie seeds, or sprinkles or something and then had a fun day with her son. That’s what I would have done!

Well…that’s what you get for listening to dear ol’ dad…

Now Hammie feels crummy.

E for effort Hammie.

As long as Hammie don’t smoke that pot, he’s ok…

Someone put some Cheerios into a small, transparent plastic bag. Then added a printed label: “Doughnut Seeds”.

Aww Hammie looks cute wearing a pot on his head

think Hammie Dopeseed would be more profitable