Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 19, 1996
If we're going to a movie this weekend, we'd better find a sitter. Not Lisa. Lisa's too young. How about Rochelle? Rochelle can't handle two kids. Madison? Too wild. Jenny? Too spacey. I'm sorry! I happen to have extremely high standards for babysitters! Fine. Then you can stay home with the kids while I go to the movie. Wait! Go over that list again... I think I just felt my standards click down a notch or so.