Maybe, because the (“fake news”) media and not Bubba, sprang the story… mebbe he shouldn’t blame Bubba? Ok. He’s not too smart.
And I know it’s just a coincidence that the only garage (out of forty ) assigned to Bubba had the regulation hang-man’s noose (13 twines up from the initial loop (deep), and it becomes sort of a fisherman’s knot if ya do it right) in the one garage that was assigned to Bubba, and was the only one with such a convenience.
So. There ya go. All explained. It was there all along.
So. Wanna bet? Ya gonna put down a sawbuck against a 40-sided dice? Google it, mon. D&D time! Capitalism (and the first (expletive) amendment) gives you:
“(Shop for d40 Dice in the Shapeways 3D printing marketplace!)
‘ever hear of _Occam’s Razor_ … ?