The Early Bird Counts Its Chickens In The Bush
(My boss spent thirty-five years in the Army, and it shows. He is famous for quoting motivational posters.)
Boss: to camper “I understand your concern, ma’am, but sometimes you have to crawl before you can walk.”
Camper: “I just wanted to transfer campsites.”
Boss: “Understood. But sometimes it takes a village, right?”
Camper: to me “Can I speak with someone who isn’t on crack?”
Thanks for all the smiles and laughs, Yakety.
Exactly why we keep coming here every day.
The best revenge is a life well lived.
Aunty you’re not worth the trouble to delete from our funny pages. Besides we would never know what was on the other side when we cut you out.
Aunty must read the comments on all the strips here.
………Driving Mrs. Daisy!!!!!
I know there’s no sense talking with Aunty Tweedledee and her inner self Tweedledum. I cannot reach that level. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight like Aunty’s?
Good morning to you too, Aunty.
Us Kimosobe?
Bon jour and buen día to you, Aunty!
Amen! Never give up, never surrender!
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
The Early Bird Counts Its Chickens In The Bush
(My boss spent thirty-five years in the Army, and it shows. He is famous for quoting motivational posters.)
Boss: to camper “I understand your concern, ma’am, but sometimes you have to crawl before you can walk.”
Camper: “I just wanted to transfer campsites.”
Boss: “Understood. But sometimes it takes a village, right?”
Camper: to me “Can I speak with someone who isn’t on crack?”
rekam Premium Member 3 months ago
Thanks for all the smiles and laughs, Yakety.
blunebottle 3 months ago
Exactly why we keep coming here every day.
dflak 3 months ago
The best revenge is a life well lived.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Aunty you’re not worth the trouble to delete from our funny pages. Besides we would never know what was on the other side when we cut you out.
nosirrom 3 months ago
Aunty must read the comments on all the strips here.
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
………Driving Mrs. Daisy!!!!!
CorkLock 3 months ago
I know there’s no sense talking with Aunty Tweedledee and her inner self Tweedledum. I cannot reach that level. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight like Aunty’s?
ladykat 3 months ago
Good morning to you too, Aunty.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Us Kimosobe?
MarshaOstroff 3 months ago
Bon jour and buen día to you, Aunty!
FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago
Amen! Never give up, never surrender!