I worked at a sandwich store in the early 1990s. The store did their own deliveries. An Army base was close by, and they were the majority of deliveries. We had this one regular guy who always had the same complaint.
Caller: “I didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
The next time he ordered, we put in one-and-a-half times the usual jalapeños without charging extra.
Caller: “You guys are either stupid or cheap! I still didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
After a few more complaints and rude words, I made his next order by pouring some of the jalapeño juice and tons of seeds from the jalapeño bin onto the bread.
Yakety Sax 5 months ago
Sergeant Pepper
I worked at a sandwich store in the early 1990s. The store did their own deliveries. An Army base was close by, and they were the majority of deliveries. We had this one regular guy who always had the same complaint.
Caller: “I didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
The next time he ordered, we put in one-and-a-half times the usual jalapeños without charging extra.
Caller: “You guys are either stupid or cheap! I still didn’t get enough jalapeños!”
After a few more complaints and rude words, I made his next order by pouring some of the jalapeño juice and tons of seeds from the jalapeño bin onto the bread.
The following week:
Caller: “Go light on jalapeños.”
Morning, Aciders!
seanfear 5 months ago
I tried. They shut ME up.
blunebottle 5 months ago
That’s not bad advice, actually.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago
They snickered until I brought out the ball gags.
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
Is that “Robert’s Rules Of Order,” Aunty Acid Edition?
Troglodyte 5 months ago
I did, Aunty. But they put it to a vote, and the Nays won! :(
dflak 5 months ago
Almost all the decisions I make in my head are split decisions.
CorkLock 5 months ago
Drunk Aunty couldn’t tell it was the Holy Spirit speaking to her. Sad.
ladykat 5 months ago
Okay, Aunty. I don’t know if the committee will listen, though.
andersjg Premium Member 5 months ago
Aunty, you have now started and argument amongst all the voices in my head.
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Aunty, the only negative voice in my head is you so………………………………SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HE!! UP!
cuzinron47 5 months ago
Were not on speaking terms anymore.
Nobody_Important 5 months ago
I do try Auntie. Sometimes the long terms effect of being verbal abused are not easily undone.
rockyridge1977 5 months ago
Right brain seems to have took over …..AGAIN!!!!!