Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 01, 2022

There aint no garment alive that can squeeze flubber into an appealing shape.

I can’t swim anymore anyway. I’m on oxygen, and it doesn’t work in a pool.

Swimsuit abuse should be a crime.

“Let me put it this way: ‘Sports Illustrated’ would lose a lot of money if I were the featured model in its ‘Swimsuit Edition.’”

Reason number 66 why I’m glad I’m not a girl. Men don’t worry about swimsuit season.

Three words: clothing optional beach.

Well. At least isn’t having that talk with poor Walt!

Shamu has escaped from tank number five. Please do not feed her any of the cuda.

Here you go, Aunty… ⛺

My ‘swimming days’ were over years ago! Only way today I would get totally wet would be with a pair of shorts, a bra and T-shirt on!!!

OMG this is so me minus the kids part add in the boys