Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 04, 2021

Not all of us are sniveling little boys when were are sick.

I can well imagine labour is painful Aunty. I’m betting a gall bladder attack comes pretty close, though.

I read an article about men putting on a period simulator, and they couldn’t cope at all.

Kidney stones are worse than labor pains. A woman will have a baby and complain about the labor pains, but a year or two later, she’ll say “You know, I’d like to have another baby.” You’ll never hear a man say he’d like another kidney stone.

I know, it’s terrible when I have a cold. Sometimes I even have to use two pillows to keep my head up!

It’s far worse. MOMMIE!

OK… Now I’m totally confused…

Aunty Acid is created by Ged Backland and is brought to life by the team at the Backland Studio in Bradford, West Yorkshire, in Northern England.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=Aunty+Acid

From our small office in the Cotton Exchange in Liverpool.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/real-lives/liverpool-team-behind-worlds-best-9942468

But the spelling in the cartoons is American…

ah, but a man doesn’t ever choose to have a cold, so it’s of course a major injustice…

I’ve heard that labor pains are similar to the pain that men feel when kicked in the groin, Whereas many women decide to get pregnant again, I don’t know of too many men who would agree to be kicked in the groin again.

Just imagine if there were a comic that said derogatory things about women…

Carol Burnett once said that if a man wanted to experience what labor pain is like, he needs to imagine grabbing his lower lip and stretching it over his head.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what it is like when a man… is married to a woman…

I’m joking! ☺

As Joan Rivers said, “It’s like trying to push a grand piano through a transom window.”

Aunty, you have children???

No, kidney stones are the worst pain you can imagine, I know, I had at least 6 or 7 attacks with pain so bad I wished I was dead. Only relief was to pass this instrument of torture. Women who had kidney stones, told me that kidney stones was worst then childbirth!

Don’t know if anyone has had shingles and compared it to childbirth, but having a spinal tap without anesthesia was the worst pain I ever had – and I had shingles a few times too.

What does Labor feel like?

According to a friend, the best way to understand what Labor feels like is to take a firm grip on your Upper Lip and Yank it Up over the top of your head until it touches the back of your neck.