Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 28, 2021

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    Leojim  3 months ago

    The way things are going, you just might get abducted for your organs.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    You get the organ, I’ll do the transplant—-cheap.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Why would you buy a Hammond on the black market?

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Sad, but true…

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    Too right.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Not if they’re pickled like yours, Aunty.

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    pcolli  3 months ago

    Especially fairground ones……

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    dflak  3 months ago

    I have an artificial knee. I am thinking of selling the mineral rights to my body.

    At age 72, there’s probably not much worth scrapping on my body.

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    [Traveler]  3 months ago

    No one is is completely useless, they can always be used as a bad example

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    I have a couple of gold crowns, so I know I’m worth something.

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    Vangoghdog01  3 months ago

    Yeah, and you are supposed to donate (give) them away.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    To get rid of your organs (body, not musical) you won’t need the cash. Cue the funeral music…

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I don’t think my organs will fetch much, they’ve been abused.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    How I like to play with my organ, in the chapel in the moonlight

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    i’d like to say that my brain is in mint condition ‘cause it’s never been used, but it was defective to begin with…

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    A good piano isn’t chicken feed, either.

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    bakana  3 months ago

    The average Cadaver is worth close to $100,000 if you recycle all the skin & bones.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member 3 months ago

    Remember, men, with your life insurance, you are probably worth more dead than alive!

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not the most positive affirmation I’ve ever come across, Aunty!

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