The way things are going, you just might get abducted for your organs.
You get the organ, I’ll do the transplant—-cheap.
Why would you buy a Hammond on the black market?
Sad, but true…
Not if they’re pickled like yours, Aunty.
Especially fairground ones……
I have an artificial knee. I am thinking of selling the mineral rights to my body.
At age 72, there’s probably not much worth scrapping on my body.
No one is is completely useless, they can always be used as a bad example
I have a couple of gold crowns, so I know I’m worth something.
Yeah, and you are supposed to donate (give) them away.
To get rid of your organs (body, not musical) you won’t need the cash. Cue the funeral music…
I don’t think my organs will fetch much, they’ve been abused.
How I like to play with my organ, in the chapel in the moonlight
i’d like to say that my brain is in mint condition ‘cause it’s never been used, but it was defective to begin with…
A good piano isn’t chicken feed, either.
The average Cadaver is worth close to $100,000 if you recycle all the skin & bones.
Remember, men, with your life insurance, you are probably worth more dead than alive!
Not the most positive affirmation I’ve ever come across, Aunty!