Reminds me of the little old lady, saying good bye to their beloved but fiery pastor, who was leaving. She said “We’ll miss you, we never knew what sin was, until you got here”
My ex-wife’s mother and grandmother were evangelical fundamentalists. The grandmother thought I was going to hell because I was left-handed. “That’s a sign of Satan.” I was so tempted to tell her where on her precious granddaughter’s body that left hand had been just hours before.
Cornelius Noodleman 7 months ago
I know what hell is too, any place my brother is.
blunebottle 7 months ago
It can go both ways, Aunty.
pcolli 7 months ago
Neither did he….
FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago
It sounds like my second marriage.
Norris66 7 months ago
Reminds me of the little old lady, saying good bye to their beloved but fiery pastor, who was leaving. She said “We’ll miss you, we never knew what sin was, until you got here”
HunterIsACriminal 7 months ago
Look in the mirror.
pheets 7 months ago
Mine did, too, but for me it is Heaven. My man is a Saint when I least expect him to be. Thanks, Love : )
cactusbob333 7 months ago
If you don’t know what hell is, you haven’t heard the church choir.
John9 Premium Member 7 months ago
I found out what true HELL was when my wife died in March.
Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago
My ex-wife’s mother and grandmother were evangelical fundamentalists. The grandmother thought I was going to hell because I was left-handed. “That’s a sign of Satan.” I was so tempted to tell her where on her precious granddaughter’s body that left hand had been just hours before.
paranormal 7 months ago
Ah, Beelzebub!
stillfickled Premium Member 7 months ago
And vice-versa, Aunty.
schaefer jim 7 months ago
She the prize in the second lash up.