I shall restrain myself from sounding off on this one.
So she’s willing to pay the disposal fee?
Did good old Walt move in with some young honey?
Does he come with any accessories, like a bear fridge or a wide screen TV?
Sorry guys; I have to go with Aunty on this one – it’s funny! It’s also the biting humor that made me a fan back in the day!
acquiring erratic driving skills takes time and practice…
I’ll take him.
Emptying the trash can around our house is not a trivial feat. My driveway is 280 feet long (uphill to the street). That’s 0.05 miles. One round trip is 0.1 miles. Do this 50 times a year and it’s 5 miles. Do that for over 20 years and it’s over 100 miles.
I make 200 trips a year to the mailbox, so that’s 20 miles.
Other “husbandly duties” include opening various jars and cans (my wife has arthritis), making coffee (it’s in the Bible – they have a whole book on it: Hebrews), picking up dog poop, aerobic gardening (I dig the hole, she plants the flowers) and mowing the lawn (which according to Mr. Fitbit is a 6.3 mile walk up and down hills while pushing the mower).
No, I do not need a gym membership.
Aunty, the devil you know is better than the one you don’t know.
This road runs both ways, Auntie.
Are you an old-fashioned girl, Aunty?
You forgot to add ‘as is’ and ‘all sales are final’. BTW, I’d feel sorry for Walt, but whoever he winds up with has to be an improvement.
About as funny as “Wife for free, no one wanted to buy her.”
Must have a good Job, his own handyman tools, be able to wash dishes & rearrange Furniture and own a Good House.
Send Photos of House.
I’m keeping mine. He and I adore each other. He takes good care of me and buys me lots of SF & F.