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Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 08, 2021

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  3 months ago

    I shall restrain myself from sounding off on this one.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    So she’s willing to pay the disposal fee?

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  3. Marvin
    Marvin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Did good old Walt move in with some young honey?

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Does he come with any accessories, like a bear fridge or a wide screen TV?

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    karlykru Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sorry guys; I have to go with Aunty on this one – it’s funny! It’s also the biting humor that made me a fan back in the day!

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    acquiring erratic driving skills takes time and practice…

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  7. Billcat
    ACK! Premium Member 3 months ago

    Badly used.

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    Fiammata  3 months ago

    I’ll take him.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    Emptying the trash can around our house is not a trivial feat. My driveway is 280 feet long (uphill to the street). That’s 0.05 miles. One round trip is 0.1 miles. Do this 50 times a year and it’s 5 miles. Do that for over 20 years and it’s over 100 miles.

    I make 200 trips a year to the mailbox, so that’s 20 miles.

    Other “husbandly duties” include opening various jars and cans (my wife has arthritis), making coffee (it’s in the Bible – they have a whole book on it: Hebrews), picking up dog poop, aerobic gardening (I dig the hole, she plants the flowers) and mowing the lawn (which according to Mr. Fitbit is a 6.3 mile walk up and down hills while pushing the mower).

    No, I do not need a gym membership.

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    jango  3 months ago

    Aunty, the devil you know is better than the one you don’t know.

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    Charles Ransdell Premium Member 3 months ago

    This road runs both ways, Auntie.

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Are you an old-fashioned girl, Aunty?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling_(English_custom)

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    You forgot to add ‘as is’ and ‘all sales are final’. BTW, I’d feel sorry for Walt, but whoever he winds up with has to be an improvement.

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    hk Premium Member 3 months ago

    About as funny as “Wife for free, no one wanted to buy her.”

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  15. Toughcat
    bakana  3 months ago

    Husband WANTED:

    Must have a good Job, his own handyman tools, be able to wash dishes & rearrange Furniture and own a Good House.

    Send Photos of House.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m keeping mine. He and I adore each other. He takes good care of me and buys me lots of SF & F.

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