Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 01, 2021

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    allen@home  5 months ago

    You might get a big scoop of ice cream in the face. Depending what flavor it is might be all that bad.

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    Sage advice!

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Dishwasher broke down AGAIN!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    Portion control is not possible when eating out of the carton. That’s the point.

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    dflak  5 months ago

    What does it mean when she’s “mainlining” coffee through an IV?

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    garcoa  5 months ago

    You can ask her if she could leave one scoop for you.

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    Rustikalni Marija Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t ask me any silly questions when I’m sipping bourbon through a straw from the bottle.

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    Michael G.  5 months ago

    Hey, Aunty! What’s shaking? Aside from we-all—know-what? :op

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    And especially if she has an open bottle of wine.

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    Marvin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why ask the “how” when the “why” is so apparent?

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    jango  5 months ago

    “Don’t ask me no questions, and I won’t tell you no lies”

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    Nobody_Important  5 months ago

    Reminds me of a joke I saw recently “I just made some room in the freezer sounds so much more productive than I just finished off another pint of ice cream.”

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    ChrisTrey  5 months ago

    Offer to heat her up some hot fudge sauce and she’ll be yours for life.

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    bakana  5 months ago

    That depends on the Size of the carton.

    A standard Ben & Jerrys pint is probably OK.

    A Gallon tub, you’re in Deep Trouble.

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