My sister accuses me with the statement, “Growing old in mandatory. Growing up is optional.” It fits. I’ve never acted my age in my entire life and I am not about to start now.
I gave her a card that said, “I have furniture disease. My chest fell into my drawers a long time ago.”
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
No, after seeing this, my vision is BURNING!!!
Baba27 about 5 years ago
If you think it’s perfect, that’s all that matters.
rockyland about 5 years ago
This is why clothes were invented!!
DanFlak about 5 years ago
My sister accuses me with the statement, “Growing old in mandatory. Growing up is optional.” It fits. I’ve never acted my age in my entire life and I am not about to start now.
I gave her a card that said, “I have furniture disease. My chest fell into my drawers a long time ago.”
I’m not old; 70 isn’t old if you’re a tree.
Marvin Premium Member about 5 years ago
It is now!
milkweed6410 about 5 years ago
BRAIN BLEACH!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
All that wine is making you delusional.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
And all those flawed-glass mirrors, too!
rAtkinson about 5 years ago
My body is in perfect shape, Pear is a shape, right?
Airbender about 5 years ago
She’s like me in that we both suffer from Donelops disease. It’s where it done lops over your belt. On the upside, mine isn’t as severe as hers.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Good for you.
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
One needs beer goggles.