I resemble that remark.
My older person didn’t get the memo about aging but the younger person did
That’s what bad living does Aunty. You’re only 35, aren’t you?
Time and life happened. I earned every gray hair I have. ’nuff said.
I ain’t old, I’m crispy!
I ain’t old, I’m 25 plus shipping and handling!
I ain’t old, I’m vintage!
I ain’t old, I just need some WD-40!
Have I become my father (mother)?
And it goes so fast…time that is.
Time is not your friend, my friends!