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JG

JG

JG is what my grandma used to call 'a real piece of sunshine.' He's a guy who knows what the score is without even having to check his fax machine. He likes his lager served ice cold... and without the attitude.

He wears brown leather Sergio Giorgini 3/4 zip-up ankle boots in ANY kind of weather and he refuses to apologize for that.

Oh sure, he'll have a slice or two of American cheese to settle his nerves as the late TV shows come around, but he'll be the one laughing last when he wakes at 5:00 am and does 3-4 pushups and a deep knee bend to get the blood flowing. 

You've been warned. JG sees you. 


Tord

Tord

Tord is not to be bothered. He can be a real so and so. My advice is not to bother him. I once saw him throw a turtle off of a moving train. 


Henry James Dio

Henry James Dio

Due to a contract impasse, at no time will Henry James Dio be featured in this comic. AT NO TIME!


D.F. Knotley

D.F. Knotley

What can be said? Nothing, I think. This is not a character you know or have heard of. 


What is this?

What is this?

no idea how this even got into the system.


FenFang

FenFang

Fenfang is the heart and soul of this comic dammit. She's the personal attache to Mr. Glynn and she makes a really good grilled cheese which can be the only thing that settles JG down if he's riled up. She was briefly a suspect in a series of carjackings in Portland.


Mooney

Mooney

Mooney is a great friend of JG's and he will often take a cr@p on a cookie sheet and throw it in the oven at 450 degrees to pull a prank on JG. Woo boy! That is a scent that will be seared on the ol' hard drive for decades. 


Parkey

Parkey

We decided to introduce Parkey to the strip after some focus groups told us the 'comic' lacked "youthful energy and humor." Well this should shut them up because Parkey says all the hippest things and loves all the newest gadgets and the Internet and social media and phones of course. Always with the phones!

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