Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 07, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    No, and don’t call me Shirley!

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    Da'Dad  9 months ago

    Arlo put on gloves. Janis should know how much of a concession that already is for a man.

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    alasko  9 months ago

    What’s a newspaper??? Come on Janis, you don’t get hardcopy anymore.

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member 9 months ago

    And don’t call me Shirley

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    SNVBD  9 months ago

    I am serious — and don’t call me Shirley.

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    janis nerowski  9 months ago

    people get their news on line now. But he should have put down drop cloth

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    Is she going to have to worry about him dancing on the roof?

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  9 months ago

    Does he ask directions?

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Spread the comics section! More than enough coverage — right?!…

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    MRBLUESKY529  9 months ago

    This is a job for a professional.

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    bluephrog  9 months ago

    at $4.50 a cover copy for a 30 page [if I’m lucky] daily edition of the print edition of my local newspaper, I wonder why I bother. If Arlo’s hearth is as large as our house’s he’d need 18 to 22 dollars’ worth of newspapers to cover it.

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    mainelyneuropsych  9 months ago

    Not sure newspapers would’ve protected his face, unless he’d fashioned some into a mask…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago

    More than once I had to reach up in there to catch a bird that had gotten stuck. Not fun.

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    Wear a N95 mask or respirator. That residue is almost pure carcinogen.

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    Open the front door. The chimney draft will pull most of the flue dust up and out.

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    dv1093  9 months ago

    …and don’t call me Shirley.

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    Killraven Premium Member 9 months ago

    And don’t call me Shirley!

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    jarvisloop  9 months ago

    The Big Question: Should Arlo be canceled for appearing in black face?

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    jarvisloop  9 months ago

    Quick flashback to daylight savings time strips: https://futurism.Com/neoscope/doctors-call-eliminating-daylight-savings

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    bwest.devore37  9 months ago

    and don’t call me Shirley

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    Bruce1253  9 months ago

    “Chim chimney

    Chim chimney

    Chim chim Cher-ee!

    A sweep is as lucky

    As lucky can be. . ." “Chim Chim Cher-ee” – Mary Poppins Movie

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  9 months ago

    Nah, it looks like his face protected the room.

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    jmarkow11  9 months ago

    I think JJ is making a very subtle comment here; why would he want to use newspaper for ANYTHING???

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    LakeBill  9 months ago

    She never jests…and don’t call her Shirley.

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    flushed  9 months ago

    Thus spake the chimney sweep!

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    trainnut1956  9 months ago

    She’s not jesting, Arlo. And don’t call her Shirley.

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    assrdood  9 months ago

    Are we over the “moving to alligatorville” scare now?

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    viniragu  9 months ago

    Who the hell is Shirley???

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Now she tells him.

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    fehorse  9 months ago

    Face mask and goggles??

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Right. He should cover the floor with laptops, tablets and any spare monitors that might be available.

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    eced52  9 months ago

    We haven’t bought a paper in ten years dear.

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    PaulGoes  9 months ago

    Don’t call me Shirley

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    KeithJ63  9 months ago

    This is why we hire a chimney cleaning company that uses long rods, a vacuum, and video inspection to make sure all is good with the chimney

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    bonechan  9 months ago

    I looked like that once after tearing down a ceiling in a building that originally had a coal burning furnace

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