Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 12, 2022

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    C  9 months ago

    Stop jumping through hoops

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 9 months ago

    What if I just show you instead?

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    alasko  9 months ago

    I second that emoji.

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    Da'Dad  9 months ago

    I know I’m showing my age but I do not like and neither do l use hieroglyphics.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 9 months ago

    Zero (“The Producers” 1967) could say “I love you” like he meant it:

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    wjones  9 months ago

    What’s the matter? Are you showing signs of not taking care of what she’s really looking for or wants?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  9 months ago

    She is hard to please.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yes, Arlo, four exclamation points and four heart emojis. Show her that you REALLY luv her.

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    John Smith  9 months ago

    After she gets him to act like a child she’ll despise him for not being a man.

    Come on Arlo, just get up, go outside and sit in the shade with something cold to drink where you can enjoy some peace and quiet with your man parts still firmly attached.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    He forgot the foot massage.

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    Homerville Premium Member 9 months ago

    Arlo, it’s time for some roses and a bottle of Southern Comfort.

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    annefackler61  9 months ago

    Women!!! Geesh !!!!

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    annefackler61  9 months ago

    She probably wants him to admit that she was right and he was wrong.

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    larryzolcienski  9 months ago

    What exactly is she looking for?

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    alexius23  9 months ago

    She makes him work for it….

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  9 months ago

    This kinda ties in with July 9th:

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    david_42  9 months ago

    I have never used an emoji and probably never will. Seems a rather lazy way of communicating.

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    If you bend over backwards far enough, you can see where you’ve been…

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  9 months ago

    Why has she gotten so “naggy”? I’m a woman and am annoyed by many of her antics.

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    Olddog04  9 months ago

    Dang woman

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    flagmichael  9 months ago

    Darned artists!

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    SteveHL  9 months ago

    I am genuinely confused. Arlo says, “I love you,” and Janis replies, “Just can’t bring yourself to say it, can you?” What did she want him to say that he had not just said?

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    MuddyUSA   9 months ago

    Grab her gently and look in her eyes and say it…..

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    khjalmarj  9 months ago

    But this only works if you’re a cartoon character! Of course, we may all be…

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    Some people are just hard to please…..

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 9 months ago

    Well, A and J can start a restaurant that specialized in Southern Comfort drinks!!

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    Alias1600  9 months ago

    Nice teasing, playful banter and clever use of text.

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    MsVoyce Premium Member 9 months ago

    I think she is trying to get him to embrace the texting culture. She’s been concerned about losing her youthful looks, maybe she wants them to be more youthful in general?

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    scottie4851 Premium Member 9 months ago

    What a workout! Wait until one of you dies and you will really realize what is important. Clueless in the meantime…..

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    Gordette  9 months ago

    After reading the comments here, I’m even MORE glad I never got married! Or had kids. Sailing is a good deal smoother because of it…

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    slelareader  9 months ago

    Seems to me like they had a contest of sorts re: modern texting. She loves him and knows he loves her, so I don’t think that’s the point. I find emojis abhorrent, but that’s the current trend. Groovy, eh.? ;-)

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    DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago

    LOL, she knows, she’s just teasing. By the time she’s done, he’ll really be revved up!

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 9 months ago

    Arlo is getting into eggplant territory now.

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    mafastore  9 months ago

    Husband doesn’t have to say anything to me.

    That he will go crazy trying to get my computer to run the old software I like or play along with me with my teddy bears talk – including moving bears around in the teddy bear village (figurines and small toys) to do different things when I am not looking, take me to see Louisa May Alcott’s house every trip we make to Concord, MA – and listen to me talk her and her family (or complain about the latest movie from one of her books that I WILL NOT go see), or put up with any of my other craziness or takes my 94yo mom to a doctor with me- he is telling me that he loves me.

    On the other hand – I know more about James Bond and Ian Fleming than anyone – especially a woman – should including Fleming’s history – did you know there was and American TV show special of “Casino Royal” long before there were any movies?

    Everything we do for each other says that we love each – in addition to saying it to each other often. (Been together since the 1970s and married since 79.)

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