Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 27, 2022

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    What about the holes you dig with your mouth? 8^ )

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    The forget me nots forbid Janis doing just that!

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    Da'Dad  3 months ago

    Could it be they’re both wearing the same tops?

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    Oh, bury me in the loam prairie.

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    ElVez2  3 months ago

    I will be cremated upon my death. If I am still living in current house the ashes go , half to compost heap, half to vegetable garden

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    Dani Rice  3 months ago

    We’ve both donated our bodies to the Anatomy Board. They come pick up the body, use it in medical schools for one term, and then return the aches to the family. It’s all taken care of, AND it’s free!

    We have a small plot at our church waiting for us.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    besides the one you dug yourself?

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    bobpeters61  3 months ago

    A long-sleeve turtleneck in summer? Is Arlo on a Steve Jobs kick?

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    RonMcCalip  3 months ago

    Is Arlo looking to bury something else?

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    jarvisloop  3 months ago

    Some days, I can overdo it by standing up.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    That leaves composting.

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    shorzy  3 months ago

    Are Janis and Arlo retired now? Or is everyday a weekend?

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    david_42  3 months ago

    My wife plants and waters. I harvest, can, and dehydrate.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  3 months ago

    “How many people live because you don’t want to bother with digging the hole involved?”

    Actually, I think the original ends more like “….don’t want to go to prison.” I tend to put it in the form of “….don’t want to spring for a lawyer.”

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    cabalonrye  3 months ago

    OK, this one had me laughing out loud. I feel as if someone has been spying on our home.

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    Sometimes we speak before we think… Been there…

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Looking at the artificial reef option for ashes.

    Arlo, sounds like a warm bath, massage, and glass of wine for Janis would be greatly appreciated.

    That’s the problem with being old – the ‘bank’ of energy reserves is overdrawn and there’s nothing to draw upon after a strenuous day of laboring.

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    Back to Big Mike  3 months ago

    Church!

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    crazeekatlady  3 months ago

    I planted 2 shade loving perennial ferns in my back yard forest. Scraped up the leaves I didn’t rake last year to use as mulch. No need to do any more yard work than that. My forest is 20’ deep and 14’ wide.

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    Bruce1253  3 months ago

    As we get older the mind refuses to believe it. The body knows better. The mind says, “Sure, I can do that.” The body says, “You’ll be sorry. . .”

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    flingebunt  about 2 months ago

    I was right, 2 comics back, Arlo and Janis were having garden sex. Hence Arlo’s double entendre in the last panel.

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