Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 22, 2022

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    Ahuehuete  3 months ago

    Those who do not have smartphones are uninformed, those who have one are misinformed – With apologies to Mark Twain.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lately whenever mine says it will rain, it doesn’t. It has been a very dry couple of months around here.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s a remarkable app – mine just gives me probability of rain in a three hour window.

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    The app said the tornado was only supposed to tear up my neighbor’s house, but it got mine, too.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Well it’s been more than 5 minutes. The weather is bound to be different.

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    Lemon Juice Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now JJ’s looking in my window. My water bill is going to be enormous this month.

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    Weather predictions used to be merely wrong. Now they’re hi-tech wrong. 8^ )

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    Meg O' My Heart  3 months ago

    Yeah. "Accu"weather my eye.

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    No they don’t. In every other panel Janis is gaining 30 lbs then losing 30 lbs.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh hum!

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    jarvisloop  3 months ago

    I prefer to use the government sites, in the hopes that they are more accurate and that they will not sell my information. For radar, I use this:

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    jarvisloop  3 months ago

    For forecasts, I use this:

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    david_42  3 months ago

    Yesterday morning, the 14-day forecast said clear and sunny all next week. This morning, it’s overcast all week and rain starting Thursday. Yes, I do live in the Pacific Northwest, why do you ask?

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    Chris  3 months ago

    I’ve had it say it wasn’t raining when it was.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Supposed to get a big storm, got about .01" of rain. Was supposed to get a bigger storm, got about .08" of rain. Nothing much mentioned about rain at all, got about .5". Gardener, got a weather station, important to know when to water.

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    fencie  3 months ago

    Janis needs a beetle in a matchbox, a flat rock, and a window.

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    fencie  3 months ago

    She should have washed her car 15 minutes ago.

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    hk Premium Member 3 months ago

    Never use a free app. Lots of ads and very inaccurate.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 3 months ago

    My app just says " look outside".

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    paul brians  3 months ago

    The classic French expression is “Plus ça change, plus c’est le même chose.” This an ironic comment: when weather forecasts were less reliable, people complained about their inaccuracy all the time—now that they are much more accurate, we can still complain about petty deviations from what’s been foretold.

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    scaeva  3 months ago

    What is remarkable is that occasionally the NWS gets it right.

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    martinman8  3 months ago

    but it didn’t say where the rain was gonna be at in 12. that’s the way my app works

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    Gordo4ever  3 months ago

    I use a trusty “Weather Rope”…..

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    Chaotic systems like weather do not function off a precise timetable.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Arlo is spot on.

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    unca jim  3 months ago

    Is anyone else’s PC screen blanketed by ADS that my AdBlocker doesn’t seem able to stop?

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