Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 19, 2021

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    sipsienwa Premium Member 6 months ago

    Been in that situation many times.

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    Alias1600  6 months ago

    Better to remember what you wanted to say even if you haven’t found the person yet, than walk into a room and forget why you went there.

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    alasko  6 months ago

    Where’d she go?

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    Dirty Dragon  6 months ago

    “Arlo Without Garfield”

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    dsTrekker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Arlo must be old school if he expects to always find Janis in the kitchen.

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    James Wolfenstein  6 months ago

    Never happened to me. But I can be credited with a couple “Look! This is what we need for the kitchen… and now I’m going to tell my wife about it… as soon as I find her… nice to meet you… stranger…”

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    annefackler61  6 months ago

    My husband and I carry on many of these conversations, then when he’s home I forget what we/ me were talking about earlier.

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    unfair.de  6 months ago

    I thought Arlo was talking to the fridge, and in the second panel suddenly to realise, that the left fridge has already a cover by the second fridge. (Who hasn’t a backup for the holidays in his kitchen, pantry or basement?

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    Tyge Premium Member 6 months ago

    Apologizing to the person you just realized isn’t there!?!? Spoken like a true husband. 8^ )

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    Comic Man Premium Member 6 months ago

    Waiter – So how would you like your steak, sir?Me – Like winning an argument with my wife.Waiter – Rare it is.

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    kingbrlee Premium Member 6 months ago

    Arlo, Janis went to the store two hours ago.

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    Terrence Feenstra Premium Member 6 months ago

    Jimmy, please stop peeking in my windows! It has to be that or we are siblings separated at birth. Uncanny.

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    jarvisloop  6 months ago

    On the sad side, my dad told me that he did this for some time after my mom passed.

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    formathe  6 months ago

    I told my wife I was gonna put a bell around her neck to find her. Between the gardens and two floors of a house I get lots of steps in looking for her. Amazon has a key finder thing i may try.

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    “Well, I’m not…” ッ

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    mrwalker008  6 months ago

    Because she belongs there?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    It just happens…sometimes.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    However, If you were doing something wrong, she magically would have been there to witness it…….

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  6 months ago

    Wife waits till i’m half a house away and says I was talking to you!

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    When I don’t pay attention to what my wife is saying, she’s talking to me. When I pay attention, she’s talking to someone else.

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    JimValTen Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s just like when you finish each others sentences at times. Right Jimmy?

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    locake  6 months ago

    It is worse when I start talking to my husband in a store and it is some other old man.

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    Out of the Past  6 months ago

    The down side of this is that I am responsible for being part of the conversation whether I was there or not.

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    William Green Premium Member 6 months ago

    This must be something only married people understand. I have no clue.

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    flushed  6 months ago

    That does happen. It sometimes happens even though my wife passed away in 2019. Sometimes our mind plays tricks on us.

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    nos.nevets  6 months ago

    Antigonish, Hughes Mearns

    Yesterday, upon the stair,

    I met a man who wasn’t there . . .

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    wjones  6 months ago

    Looking for my wife in the kitchen is the way I get my excersize; Yes I ment size.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yes, better cover those citrus trees tonight, it’s going to freeze.

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  6 months ago

    I saw a kitchen plaque that said, “Marriage is yelling ‘what?’ from different rooms of the house until one of you dies.” To which I’d add, per Arlo’s example, ‘and continuing for a while even after’.

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