Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 31, 2021

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    alasko  3 months ago

    Arlo isn’t tilting at windmills, he’s tilting the earth.

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    pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Where I am it’s either too late in the evening or too early in the day for me to be able to guess what she’s thinking. Anyone?

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    wjones  3 months ago

    Ario’s response is No what.

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    Brian G Premium Member 3 months ago

    The closer you get to the Equator, the less change in daylight between seasons. But is Aruba a good place to live in retirement?

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    treblemaker  3 months ago

    Gee, if I didn’t know any better I’d think Arlo still dreams of living on a sailboat in the tropics.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    I wish they would leave the time alone. Springing forward and falling back sucks.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s impossible not to love Arlo’s admiration for Janis’ choice of clothes.

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    wilhemenacooker  3 months ago

    “they” meaning the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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    jarvisloop Premium Member 3 months ago

    My favorite time of the year is any day that I wake up, alive and healthy.

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    NarniaBusiness  3 months ago

    These guesses are better than any I have. No clue.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    Continuing yesterday’s earworm? “The days are longer and nights are stronger than moonshine.”

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    hk Premium Member 3 months ago

    Can’t blame him.

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    MuddyUSA   3 months ago

    I agree with Colddonkey!

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    flushed  3 months ago

    I read a complaint once that the writer believed his lawn was affected by the fewer hours of daylight. Pretty sure he felt that the “deer crossing” signs on highways attracted deer and if the state just took the signs down the deer would stop crossing the highway there and not get run over.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    “Is it working?”

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    tomfromthe50s  3 months ago

    Our thoughts go out to JJ and everyone else in Pass Christian. We hope you and all the cats have survived this terrible event.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    “They” ??? The laws of the physics that control the seasons ?

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    Sweaters, Arlo hates her sweaters!

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    KEA  3 months ago

    salacious suggestion aside… I agree with Arlo; next couple of months are my favorite time of the year

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    Fontessa  3 months ago

    If you’re going to move to the coast, you need to do it in December, so you can acclimate to the heat and humidity by February! I used to turn my ceiling fans on in February and turn them off in November.

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    locake  3 months ago

    This is a terrible time of year in FL. I’m very glad July and August are finally over, but September is not much better. It gets cooler in mid October and our winters are nice until late April.

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    Dave  3 months ago

    I think Arlo is trying to sucker Janis into arguing there is no “they” who controls the length of the day, just to mess with her.

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Everyone knows what Arlo is about, Janis.

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    Natarose  3 months ago

    I have another 9 years before I can move to the place I want to. The park that my mom lives in is a 55+ community.

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    dsikkema  3 months ago

    My question would be: ‘Who is they?’ Weather control? Stopping the planet to it’s current orbital position to the sun? Is he hinting that we are in a simulation?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 3 months ago

    No, length of darkness is too long, and getting worse …

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