Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 31, 2021

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    alasko  about 2 years ago

    Arlo isn’t tilting at windmills, he’s tilting the earth.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Where I am it’s either too late in the evening or too early in the day for me to be able to guess what she’s thinking. Anyone?

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    wjones  about 2 years ago

    Ario’s response is No what.

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    Brian G Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The closer you get to the Equator, the less change in daylight between seasons. But is Aruba a good place to live in retirement?

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    treblemaker  about 2 years ago

    Gee, if I didn’t know any better I’d think Arlo still dreams of living on a sailboat in the tropics.

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    Olddog04  about 2 years ago

    I wish they would leave the time alone. Springing forward and falling back sucks.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s impossible not to love Arlo’s admiration for Janis’ choice of clothes.

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    jarvisloop  about 2 years ago

    My favorite time of the year is any day that I wake up, alive and healthy.

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    PrairieFlower  about 2 years ago

    These guesses are better than any I have. No clue.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Continuing yesterday’s earworm? “The days are longer and nights are stronger than moonshine.”

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    hk Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Can’t blame him.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I agree with Colddonkey!

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    flushed  about 2 years ago

    I read a complaint once that the writer believed his lawn was affected by the fewer hours of daylight. Pretty sure he felt that the “deer crossing” signs on highways attracted deer and if the state just took the signs down the deer would stop crossing the highway there and not get run over.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    “Is it working?”

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    tomfromthe50s  about 2 years ago

    Our thoughts go out to JJ and everyone else in Pass Christian. We hope you and all the cats have survived this terrible event.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    “They” ??? The laws of the physics that control the seasons ?

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    Sweaters, Arlo hates her sweaters!

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    salacious suggestion aside… I agree with Arlo; next couple of months are my favorite time of the year

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    Fontessa  about 2 years ago

    If you’re going to move to the coast, you need to do it in December, so you can acclimate to the heat and humidity by February! I used to turn my ceiling fans on in February and turn them off in November.

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    locake  about 2 years ago

    This is a terrible time of year in FL. I’m very glad July and August are finally over, but September is not much better. It gets cooler in mid October and our winters are nice until late April.

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    Dave  about 2 years ago

    I think Arlo is trying to sucker Janis into arguing there is no “they” who controls the length of the day, just to mess with her.

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    Michael G.  about 2 years ago

    Everyone knows what Arlo is about, Janis.

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    Natarose  about 2 years ago

    I have another 9 years before I can move to the place I want to. The park that my mom lives in is a 55+ community.

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    dsikkema  about 2 years ago

    My question would be: ‘Who is they?’ Weather control? Stopping the planet to it’s current orbital position to the sun? Is he hinting that we are in a simulation?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No, length of darkness is too long, and getting worse …

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