Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 26, 2021

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s too many of ’em! 8^ )

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago

    What we call gravity is due to the warping of space caused by matter. Janis is making more sense than Arlo.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ahhh, space. The final frontier. Don’t go there Janice, it will boldly hit you in the butt.

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    wjones  3 months ago

    Every thing attracts every thing else. Acceleration would push against anything in front and pull away from behind. The doppler effect.

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    atomicdog  3 months ago

    This is how flat-earthers explain gravity. Of course, this means that we should be moving at the speed of light.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t encourage the mansplaining.

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    alasko  3 months ago

    Heavy clothes.

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    Jason Allen  3 months ago

    I’m getting flashbacks of a conspiracy theorist former coworker who believes the Earth is flat, the moon landing was faked, satellites are all fake, and Michele Obama is actually a man. And if you don’t believe him, he’ll be happy to show you all the “evidence” he found on Facebook and Instagram.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thank you Dr. Einstein.

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    whahoppened  3 months ago

    Sorry, gravity is still a mystery to me.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  3 months ago

    Gravity and COVID-19 have this in common: Ignore them at your own peril.

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    What does China have to do with it?

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Arlo could not be more wrong on so many levels!!

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  14. Whatever  3 months ago

    As it isn’t different for people in China this is obvious proof that the earth is flat!

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    baddawg1989  3 months ago

    Reminds me of an old T-shirt. “There is no gravity…the Earth sucks!”

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    rexxster  3 months ago
    Velcro on the bottom of their shoes
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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    This discussion is getting warped. Space-Time for a break. Let’s go to Relativity Beach and let the gravitational waves wash over us.

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    John Smith  3 months ago

    I don’t like thinking about gravity.

    It brings me down.

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    MRBLUESKY529  3 months ago

    Gravity sucks.

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    Q4horse  3 months ago

    It’s time for Einstein to give Arlo a “Dope” slap.

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    sappha58  3 months ago

    Time to get out the trampoline and a bowling ball.

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    Autological  3 months ago

    Because the Chinese government will not permit it. And anything that is not permitted is prohibited.

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    axe-grinder  3 months ago

    Who knows, maybe people in China ARE floating away and their government has hushed it up.

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    James Wolfenstein  3 months ago

    Because Earth is flat :D

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    rugeirn  3 months ago

    His ideas about gravity need more gravitas.

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    nos.nevets  3 months ago

    Is she suggesting the earth is NOT flat?

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    Gravity is actually very weak. Take a look at a refrigerator magnet. The magnetic force coming from that little piece of metal is stronger than the gravitational force of the entire planet.

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    Hydrohead  3 months ago

    Why would people in China be floating?

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Golly gee, Mr. Wizard!

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    Arlo should live by the rule, “Tis better to keep your mouth closed and have everyone think you’re stupid, than to open it and prove it.”

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    mkirkwag Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh, yay. Mansplaining.

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    gcottay  3 months ago

    We do not know what causes gravity.

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    formathe  3 months ago

    All I know about gravity is I got 5 seconds to pick up my peanut butter sandwich off the floor. And less than a minute to clean up the peanut butter off the tiles.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    as Pauli supposedly said (if he didn’t, he should have)…"That is not only not right; it is not even wrong"

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    Arlo, you’re in trouble! You drew Janis too fat!!!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 1b787a]  3 months ago

    Gravity is a bending of space-time caused by mass (in some sense even identical to mass). The same for acceleration. Gravity and acceleration are the same thing. This observation is the basis for Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity. (Relative) Motion is an effect of gravity but not its cause. What Arlo says is nonsense, and Janis’ reply is right on.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    There is no gravity. The universe sucks.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    It won’t be long before Fox News starts harping on this as fact

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    kunddog  3 months ago

    i believe arlo’s is talking about Einstien’s ‘rocket elevator’ thought experiment or at least his interpretation

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    locake  3 months ago

    I didn’t really understand how gravity works, but now it is even more confusing.

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    Femi Aminat  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mmm… slip sliding away? (◔_◔)

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    tincansailor39  3 months ago

    He’s wrong but his heart is in the right place, it is a blarney to sooth Janis as a follow up of yesterday’s when she fell down and started to feel insecure about her weight again which happens periodically.

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