Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 24, 2021

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    alasko  9 months ago

    Gravity doesn’t care about your weight down there.

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    Da'Dad  9 months ago

    Hitting close to home. My wife has had two such stumbles in the last year. She tries to joke about it ala Janis but I feel they have shaken her confidence.

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    eromlig  9 months ago

    NFS!

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    Ahuehuete  9 months ago

    Good thing she’s padded there!

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    Sanspareil  9 months ago

    It is a grave subject!

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    “I meant to do that.”

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    John Smith  9 months ago

    Gravity and Janis have a horrible relationship.

    It’s always trying to keep her down.

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    John Smith  9 months ago

    Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.

    The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up

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    annefackler61  9 months ago

    I used to climb an 8 foot ladder and paint ceilings when I was renovating myMothers house, now I get shaky on a step ladder.

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    susiechas  9 months ago

    She wants Arlo to kiss it and make it better!

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    T Smith  9 months ago

    Is it me, or has Janice recently gotten a bit… dumpy?

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    rugeirn  9 months ago

    When you’re young, you just grab the big weed and yank. As you age, you get smarter and you dig around the root a bit first.

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    Michael G.  9 months ago

    A cruel mistress, gravity.

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    assrdood  9 months ago

    @rugeirn Problem: “Too soon old, too late smart”!

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    joefearsnothing  9 months ago

    Janis should have seen that coming! ;o)

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    Well, she got to the “root” of the problem…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Should have nipped it in the bud?

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    christelisbetty  9 months ago

    A few years ago, when retrieving my garbage can, I tripped on the curb, and ended up on my own can. Due to trick knees (yes both of them) I can’t get up unaided. Next door there was a nice young muscular man working in the yard. So I just sat there, and mustered up the loudest “HELP” I could manage. I no longer go anywhere without my cell phone in my pocket.

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    Bill The Nuke  9 months ago

    You’re not paranoid if the world IS out to get you.

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    Good thing you fell on a soft spot…..

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Now aren’t you glad you have that extra padding you’ve been complaining about.

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    JoHo Premium Member 9 months ago

    And that’s how hips and backs are broken……

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    dv1093  9 months ago

    I have weeds like that.

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    snootbag  9 months ago

    I fell off a 4 foot mini stepladder in 2017 and broke my back!! I was in a back brace for 3 months. It was so hot & uncomfortable.

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    57BelAir  9 months ago

    I was pulling on a real heavy grape vine that was admittedly dead and hanging from one of our oak trees. Usually I can pull them and they zipper right up the tree and break off when they get very small. No, this one started to pull then broke of about 5 feet from where I was pulling. I hit the ground about like Janis. I didn’t hear any neighbors laughing but you never know who saw it.

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    destry1970  9 months ago

    Arlo ask her to show you where it hurts, then you can both decide how to make it feel better.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 9 months ago

    For me it was a spadeful of soil I was trying hard to cut into the hardpack clay soil to plant a tree and suddenly I was sitting across the hole (at least not in it!) facing the opposite direction and coming to with no idea how I’d gotten down there facing that way. Not my first concussion, so… yeah.

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    Natarose  9 months ago

    At least there wasn’t a rock there. That really could have hurt.

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    Night-Gaunt49  9 months ago

    The body gets weaker and aches more often and can bruise more easily. She should have used a flat shovel not pulling like that. Fulcrum is better.

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wmWZbr_wQ

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member 9 months ago

    She landed better than I did. I smacked my butt then fell flat on my back pulling up a weed. In my defense, there was a round stick under my foot.

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    KennethPrice2  9 months ago

    I bought a ladder stabilizer on Amazon open box for $30 for my extension ladder.

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