Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 11, 2021

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    alasko  9 months ago

    Oh, a cow pie!

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    Tyge Premium Member 9 months ago

    This could turn out to be an interesting roadside interlude.

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    Tyge Premium Member 9 months ago

    In case you don’t remember, where there are cows, there are flies.

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    gduncan58  9 months ago

    And meadow muffins

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    Tyge Premium Member 9 months ago

    And Buffalo Chips!

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    Sanspareil  9 months ago

    Picnics usually invite wasps and ants!

    So good luck!

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 9 months ago

    Unless you are in Amish land, cows are crammed into a CAFO building. Wait until she finds out there is no potty or toilet paper.

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    In my experience, picnic tables and cows are usually separated by at least a fence.

    And contrary to the nursery rhyme, cows don’t jump very high.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 9 months ago

    I can’t wait for the ants to come.

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    Olddog04  9 months ago

    Cow, fly, Cowfly.

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    John Smith  9 months ago

    I yelled “COW!” at a woman riding a bike past me. She angrily turned looked at me and flipped me off. Then she ran straight into the cow. Some people just won’t accept help.

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    wilhemenacooker  9 months ago

    infrastructure? LOL! shovel ready? LOL!

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    ooh, a de Havilland DH.98. I hope they’re in the mood for a nice romantic citronella candle lunch.

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    Dani Rice  9 months ago

    That table looks as if was built by the CCC. We really need a program like that now.

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    kingbrlee Premium Member 9 months ago

    I’d eat in the car, motor running and ac on.

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    Michael G.  9 months ago

    Have you ever seen a horse fly?

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    Da'Dad  9 months ago

    …but I ain’t never seen an elephant fly.

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    Oclvroadbikerider  9 months ago

    And the fly is carrying presents from the cow

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    Ib12us  9 months ago

    Ohh, the cow gave us some pie.

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    dv1093  9 months ago

    Do any other guys roll down their windows, hang their head out it, and go “Mooooo” when passing a farm field full of bovines?

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    billwog  9 months ago

    Where there are cows there are cow pies. A flies picnic table.

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    paranormal  9 months ago

    Oh! A cow pie!!!

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    LJZ Premium Member 9 months ago

    Gonna take a lot of ‘shooing’

    Pollinating plants, cleaning up carcasses, swabbing drains — flies are part of every strand of the web of life. For each person on earth, there are 17 million flies.

    - NY Times

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  9 months ago

    I went outside one day to see several cows in the yard. Hmmm, I need to do something about this! I filled a container with water for them.

    I finally found the owner, different from the one I expected.

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    KevinCarson2  9 months ago

    And guess what the fly’s been in?

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    redbaron  9 months ago

    Omigosh, does this thread get any better than this?

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    dnotkin Premium Member 9 months ago

    No, a picnic table is not infrastructure. There is no reason that taxpayer dollars should pay for a picnic table. If this is a public park, this would be a good Eagle project (if those are still happening).

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    tcviii Premium Member 7 months ago

    Eagle projects are great. But you need the state highway department to build rest areas along highways and supply a few picnic tables.

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