Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 29, 2020

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    mywifeslover  11 months ago

    He’s not so sure now…

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    thomas_matkey  11 months ago

    You’ve heard of win-win? This is a lose-lose.

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    Fasten your seat belt, Arlo.

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    wjones  11 months ago

    You asked for it.

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    eromlig  11 months ago

    I’ve been married long enough not to like the sound of that

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    Grumpy Old Guy  11 months ago

    Be careful what you wish for….

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    jmworacle  11 months ago


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    Lightpainter  11 months ago

    “ *Danger, Danger, Will Robinson!!!!”

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    baddawg1989  11 months ago

    Arlo, in the words of Graham Chapman when he played King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Run awaaaayyyyyy! :-)

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    unca jim  11 months ago

    Third Rail Thinking There…

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    Carl  Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s a trap!

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    John Smith  11 months ago

    When will he learn to let a sleeping female dog lie

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member 11 months ago

    J.J., you captured it perfectly in the 4th frame!

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    Michael G.  11 months ago

    Would you buy a used car from a guy smiling like that?

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    Tyge Premium Member 11 months ago

    Yes! Of course I do.

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    Tyge Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s not like Jimmy to leave us with a cliffhanger on a Saturday!

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    Egrayjames  11 months ago

    I have to laugh at today’s strip… really does hit close to home. It’s kind of like knowing you shouldn’t eat that last piece of cake, but you eat it anyway!

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    ScullyUFO  11 months ago

    … what life would have been like if I had married what’s his name.

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    assrdood  11 months ago

    I don’t think Arlo (or the rest of us) will ever know the real truth.

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    gingerspike88  11 months ago

    Stay tuned … Monday. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

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    Out of the Past  11 months ago

    Another classic moment from real life.

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    Mr. JRB  11 months ago

    Be very careful, Arlo

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    flbirdietrex  11 months ago

    He says sheepishly. Meanwhile, he is thinking “Oh, crap. What have I gotten myself into?”

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    well-i-never  11 months ago

    Bump on a log? Bump on a log? That’s how you start an argument, not a conversation. Did he turn the toilet paper roll the wrong way again?

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    HappyDog Premium Member 11 months ago

    What’s wrong with Arlo’s mouth in the last frame? That white thing?

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    DaveQuinn  11 months ago

    He does NOT want to know what she is thinking. She is always so negative these days. A real Debbie Downer.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago

    No you really don’t Arlo

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    fusilier  11 months ago

    Take Notes, Arlo; there will be a quiz at the end.


    James 2:24

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    akachman Premium Member 11 months ago

    Pull back, Arlo, pull back!

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    mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago

    Danger, Will Robinson…in the same class as “does this make me look fat” and other marital pit traps.

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    Emperor Rick  11 months ago

    And by ‘yes’ of course he means ‘no’.

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    I think Arlo knows that he will eventually hear about it anyway, but this way, at least he scores some positive points… ☺

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    diverleo  11 months ago

    Oh Arlo noooooooo….

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    Cincoflex  11 months ago

    Oh he’s asking for it NOW!

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    mi_sbs  11 months ago

    Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.

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    admiree2  11 months ago

    A bit difficult to decipher in the fourth frame but I think I got JJ’s intent. What does one do when they are not exactly lying but are not sincere either?

    There’s no straight talk. She/He talks out of the other side of his mouth.

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    locake  11 months ago

    My husband never asks me what I am thinking. I don’t talk to him any more than I have to. Fortunately I have 2 daughters to talk to.

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    B.comics.61  11 months ago

    Yesterday, I was assuming that Janis was thinking about Gene, and that this was just a segue to a Gene-and-Marylou storyline. Now it seems a lot more ominous.

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    captastro  11 months ago

    “Danger, danger Will Robinson!”

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 11 months ago

    Oh my, oh my… You are in serious trouble now…

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    Mark McKay Premium Member 11 months ago

    We are about to discover the difference between what Arlo is HOPING she’s thinking and what she’s ACTUALLY thinking. Men are very predictable, women much less so.

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    flying spaghetti monster  11 months ago

    I am going with the lost of her son’s future. What should be the start, its just stagnation.

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    BHALL77801  11 months ago

    The way Jimmy draws you?

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    DDrazen  11 months ago

    “Yes, I want you to put a bullet in my head!”

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    Homerville Premium Member 11 months ago

    Oh no, Arlo, get ready for a long sentence.

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    MCProfessor  11 months ago

    Don’t do it Arlo, don’t do it!

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    contralto2b  11 months ago

    That is the face of a man whose mouth says “yes” while his brain is screaming “NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”

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    bobpeters61  11 months ago

    Dangit! Now I wanna know too.

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