Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 29, 2020

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    mywifeslover  about 1 year ago

    He’s not so sure now…

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    thomas_matkey  about 1 year ago

    You’ve heard of win-win? This is a lose-lose.

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    Fasten your seat belt, Arlo.

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    wjones  about 1 year ago

    You asked for it.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    I’ve been married long enough not to like the sound of that

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    Grumpy Old Guy  about 1 year ago

    Be careful what you wish for….

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    jmworacle  about 1 year ago


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    Lightpainter  about 1 year ago

    “ *Danger, Danger, Will Robinson!!!!”

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    baddawg1989  about 1 year ago

    Arlo, in the words of Graham Chapman when he played King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Run awaaaayyyyyy! :-)

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    unca jim  about 1 year ago

    Third Rail Thinking There…

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    Carl  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s a trap!

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    John Smith  about 1 year ago

    When will he learn to let a sleeping female dog lie

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    J.J., you captured it perfectly in the 4th frame!

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    Michael G.  about 1 year ago

    Would you buy a used car from a guy smiling like that?

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    Tyge Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yes! Of course I do.

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    Tyge Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s not like Jimmy to leave us with a cliffhanger on a Saturday!

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    Egrayjames  about 1 year ago

    I have to laugh at today’s strip… really does hit close to home. It’s kind of like knowing you shouldn’t eat that last piece of cake, but you eat it anyway!

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    bikamper  about 1 year ago


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    ScullyUFO  about 1 year ago

    … what life would have been like if I had married what’s his name.

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    assrdood  about 1 year ago

    I don’t think Arlo (or the rest of us) will ever know the real truth.

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    gingerspike88  about 1 year ago

    Stay tuned … Monday. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

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    Out of the Past  about 1 year ago

    Another classic moment from real life.

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    Mr. JRB  about 1 year ago

    Be very careful, Arlo

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    flbirdietrex  about 1 year ago

    He says sheepishly. Meanwhile, he is thinking “Oh, crap. What have I gotten myself into?”

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    well-i-never  about 1 year ago

    Bump on a log? Bump on a log? That’s how you start an argument, not a conversation. Did he turn the toilet paper roll the wrong way again?

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    HappyDog Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What’s wrong with Arlo’s mouth in the last frame? That white thing?

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    DaveQuinn  about 1 year ago

    He does NOT want to know what she is thinking. She is always so negative these days. A real Debbie Downer.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No you really don’t Arlo

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    fusilier  about 1 year ago

    Take Notes, Arlo; there will be a quiz at the end.


    James 2:24

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    akachman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Pull back, Arlo, pull back!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Danger, Will Robinson…in the same class as “does this make me look fat” and other marital pit traps.

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    Emperor Rick  about 1 year ago

    And by ‘yes’ of course he means ‘no’.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    I think Arlo knows that he will eventually hear about it anyway, but this way, at least he scores some positive points… ☺

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    diverleo  about 1 year ago

    Oh Arlo noooooooo….

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    Cincoflex  about 1 year ago

    Oh he’s asking for it NOW!

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    mi_sbs  about 1 year ago

    Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.

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    admiree2  about 1 year ago

    A bit difficult to decipher in the fourth frame but I think I got JJ’s intent. What does one do when they are not exactly lying but are not sincere either?

    There’s no straight talk. She/He talks out of the other side of his mouth.

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    locake  about 1 year ago

    My husband never asks me what I am thinking. I don’t talk to him any more than I have to. Fortunately I have 2 daughters to talk to.

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    B.comics.61  about 1 year ago

    Yesterday, I was assuming that Janis was thinking about Gene, and that this was just a segue to a Gene-and-Marylou storyline. Now it seems a lot more ominous.

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    captastro  about 1 year ago

    “Danger, danger Will Robinson!”

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oh my, oh my… You are in serious trouble now…

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    Mark McKay Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We are about to discover the difference between what Arlo is HOPING she’s thinking and what she’s ACTUALLY thinking. Men are very predictable, women much less so.

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    flying spaghetti monster  about 1 year ago

    I am going with the lost of her son’s future. What should be the start, its just stagnation.

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    BHALL77801  about 1 year ago

    The way Jimmy draws you?

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    DDrazen  about 1 year ago

    “Yes, I want you to put a bullet in my head!”

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    Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oh no, Arlo, get ready for a long sentence.

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    MCProfessor  about 1 year ago

    Don’t do it Arlo, don’t do it!

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    contralto2b  about 1 year ago

    That is the face of a man whose mouth says “yes” while his brain is screaming “NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”“NO!”

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    bobpeters61  about 1 year ago

    Dangit! Now I wanna know too.

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