Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 25, 2019

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    Clotty Peristalt  almost 5 years ago

    So have I. Oh, and it should be “Misty, her best friend, burst into the room”.

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    Rich88865  almost 5 years ago

    Kristen and Misty should try to make something work? (better story anyway)

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    “Chapter Two: Their First Mistake”

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There’s something vaguely familiar with this plot. He’s a Texan with lots of land, cattle and oil. Right!?Meanwhile, Arlo is dreaming…

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    No no, it’s a different story, Janis. See, they’ve changed the names!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Chubby Hubby is better!

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    And she’s probably see the plot forty-four times on the Hallmark Channel.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I hope he continues with this thread. I want to see how the book turns out.

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    jarvisloop  almost 5 years ago

    At one time, millionaires were the dashing princes. Now, it has to be a billionaire. How long before one is not truly rich until one has at least a trillion?

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    Popcorn. Each one looks a bit different but they’re all the same. Bond books are like that too.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Chuck Tingle books have gotten weird, it seems.

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    Uncle Bob  almost 5 years ago

    “He was a dark and smarmy knight…”

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    Vangoghdog01  almost 5 years ago

    I keep waiting for my wife to get the one where the asexual super model takes a break from the world of high fashion to become a housekeeper for a multi-billionaire geek (overweight with acne at age 47) that still lives in his mother’s basement (mom died 2 years ago) on Cokes and chips.

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    trainnut1956  almost 5 years ago

    Well, you know, Romance Novels are like Zane Gray westerns. They only have one plot.

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    jeanie5448  almost 5 years ago

    I love the Hallmark channel but every year I stop watching the Christmas movies about a week after they start because not everyone has a snowy, beautiful small town Christmas. I live in Texas where it is more than likely to be 90 at Christmas and we seldom get snow. I don’t have, nor can I afford, a Balsam Hill Christmas tree with all the decorations, cook 100’s of Christmas cookies and have a nice calm family celebration…..

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    mclukk  almost 5 years ago

    A prince for Christmas on loop

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    Donaldo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    i don’t think Greg Evans quite remember what it was like to be a hormone fueled teenager

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Standard plot #127 in romance novels (so I assume, never having read one).

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    A guy I knew in SoCAl wrote romance novels. Apparently each series has their own script: what the guy looks like, ditto woman, what page they meet on, how they react, when they finally get together, even basic sex moves. Why does a guy get into it? Easy money and conventions with a male:female ratio of 1:100.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    If you aren’t sure, keep reading. You will never guess how it will end!

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    I’m content to say it doesn’t sound familiar in the least.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hah! I tell my wife that her “romance novels” are all the same. I am going to show her this. :)

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    Same plot and characters for every story.

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    Pocosdad  almost 5 years ago

    RIP Judith Krantz

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    KBM123  almost 5 years ago

    Misty? That’s a dog’s name. Who the heck names their kid Misty?

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    Petersenbus  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, she’s read it before … but then it turned out Arlo wasn’t a billionaire after all.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There are only about ten plots in every type of movie, book, etc whether it’s a spy movie, a murder mystery, a romance novel, etc.

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    tauyen  almost 5 years ago

    It’s called Trumps Biography

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Romance novels mostly have the same plots. it’s like looking for something new and daring in the Congressional Record…

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    bobpeters61  almost 5 years ago

    Of course she has. Having read one, she’s read them all.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    SSDN. Same Story Different Names.

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    DSTERepairman  almost 5 years ago

    I dislike wordy comic strips.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I skip the ones where the “Hero” is a billionaire. I’m going to start skipping the ones where he’s a Duke, there haven’t been that many Dukes in the history of the world.

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