Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 20, 2019


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    alasko  11 months ago

    At least she didn’t put you over her shoulder and burp you. #HelicopterWife

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    whahoppened  11 months ago

    C’mon Arlo, she can do this without watching.

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    fredd13  11 months ago

    It’s called “paying attention”. Maybe even “dancing attendance”.

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    mafastore  11 months ago

    When we were first married almost 40 years ago (3 months to go) husband helped himself to a snack in the kitchen (his mom would not let anyone eat anywhere else – not even in the dining room for holidays). He finished and got up and left his glass and plate on the table.

    I told him – “I am not your mother. You do not have to wash dishes, but if you use them and it is not is for a meal we are having together, put them in the sink when you are done.” He still puts them in the sink for me.

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    LadyPeterW  11 months ago

    Snacks; kitchen. Meals; dining room. Unless we want to watch a movie, then it’s tray tables in the living room, (or lounge, to all my Brit mates).

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    Tyge Premium Member 11 months ago

    The slurp was a “tell,” Arlo. Did she bring you a napkin to wipe the dribble?

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    A good waitperson keeps tabs on their stations. I hope Arlo is planning to give her a big tip.

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    dtdbiz  11 months ago

    Ha ha ha — this is totally my sister! I can’t wait to send this strip to her. And her husband.

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    david_42  11 months ago

    My wife leaves dishes all over the place and complains about ants. I’ve given up trying to re-train her.

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    Airbender  11 months ago

    ♪♫Every breath you take and every move you make,

    Every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you,

    Every single day and every word you say♫♪

    (“Every Breath You Take”, The Police, 1983)

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    flagmichael  11 months ago

    Watching is not the same as staring.

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