Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 31, 2019


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    Siberman  about 2 years ago

    Middle age : it’s not for sissies .

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    whahoppened  about 2 years ago

    If your circadian cycle is out of phase with your goal, you’re gonna have a tough time.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If that’s the only time then not bad.

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    Lucy Rudy  about 2 years ago

    4:30 is my time!

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    alasko  about 2 years ago

    442, Arlo’s an Olds.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  about 2 years ago

    Credit for effort. Debit for failure. Hope for future.

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    AlanM  about 2 years ago

    Strange as it might seem it is EXACTLY 442 am right now for me. My alarm goes off at 0500. I’ve been awake since 0407.

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    Nachikethass  about 2 years ago

    I don’t fight it! What’s the point?

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  about 2 years ago

    Is Arlo going to put “sleep through the night without a bathroom break” on his bucket list?

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    SeanT  about 2 years ago

    Definition of an “all-nighter” changes from when you’re 19, Arlo.

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My clock starts beeping at 4:42, so by my day, he made it! (overshot 4:40 when setting it and didn’t want to cycle it through again).

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    Tyge Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    jarvisloop Premium Member about 2 years ago

    As long as I drink nothing after 5 PM, I can sleep through the night.

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    Subguy322  about 2 years ago

    Been there many times.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He beat me by 42 minutes this morning.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Another day, another $0.24! Inflation, ya know.

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    nosirrom  about 2 years ago

    At my age it’s nice to still have regular bowel movements. But why did my body clock have to shift the time to 4 AM?

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    richkinn  about 2 years ago

    I’m 66 and sleep like a baby…I’m up every two hours

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    rugeirn  about 2 years ago

    The bottom line is, don’t push your luck. Failing to get up in the middle of the night is far worse than having to get up in the middle of the night.

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    david_42  about 2 years ago

    Had a 440 once. Piece of junk, always burning up spark plug cables.

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    Pappyvtx  about 2 years ago

    I feel for you Arlo! I usually see the clock at 2 and 4 am…then up for the day at 5:30a.

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    HappyDog Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That’s it. If I can’t find the hidden camera in the bedroom I’m going to turn off the router when I go to bed. Enough spying.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 years ago

    That glass of water by the clock might be the problem.

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    edge2edge  about 2 years ago

    Typically I have to pee about 3 times a night. At least one of those times I make it to the bathroom! ;-}

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    banjinshiju  about 2 years ago

    Hey, Arlo. I can relate. My dog now counts on my nocturnal porcelain inspections. She uses those as a way to go outside.

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    lotsalaffs Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He’s lucky. He got an hour more sleep than I typically get before I have to conduct a plumbing inspection.

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    boydwwadams  about 2 years ago

    If people shrink, as they ease into their golden years, why does the bladder precede us?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And it just get’s worse.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    At age 50 about 50% of men begin to experience prostate problems. Mostly benign enlargement. That percentage increases by about 1% per year. See your doctor, proctologist and get tested (simple blood test) because if it is prostate cancer you can be cured.

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 2 years ago

    The not fatal normal expansion of the prostate gland. Presses on the bladder. There are medications for that, Arlo.

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    Old Man River Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If the bladder doesn’t wakebe the dogs do. Baybe I should have named them both Bladder. Three for one.

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    majobis.  about 2 years ago

    think they could bring back the 442 to against the Hellcat?

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    kunddog  about 2 years ago

    try a prostate massage, who some it helps bladder control, or others it can be fun

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    Ushindi Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Boy, I hate it when cartoonists make fun of me !


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    Budman 2  about 2 years ago

    Been there Done that (a lot)

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    mafastore  about 2 years ago

    (Female) Since I was a child I am up about every 2 hours during the night. When I was younger I had a bed wetting problem and they would come and wake me (which means my poor parents were up several times a night also) every few hours to prevent “accidents”. I now just wake and need to go all night. As I have aged I have the added problem of not being able to sleep on right knee or my back for any extended period of time so I often wake in pain between the bathroom wakeups.

    Since we go to bed late (husband works at night online and I am a owl anyway) I am barely in bed by 4 am and don’t fall asleep until 5 am – sometimes later. (Hence why I am on this group at 2:23 am posting, while waiting for husband to join me in the kitchen.)

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